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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i was never seen again.

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

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sespursongles:

just-shower-thoughts:

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

I gave my mum Alexandra Horowitz’s On Looking: Eleven Walks Through Expert Eyes for her birthday this year, it’s a book that revolves around this idea: the author invites 11 specialists in different things to walk around a boring city block with her one after the other so they can point out to her the things they see, that she doesn’t notice. There’s an expert in typography talking about what the variety of fonts on urban signs can tell you about the city’s history, an entomologist pointing out all the urban insects no one pays attention to, a geologist, a sound engineer…

miss-marvel3326:

fluffyllamas22:

taylortut:

bluesocksandfluff:

taylortut:

taylortut:

peter: hey mr. stark can i say fuck?

tony: only in the lab

two weeks later

may: hi tony, i’m calling because peter said a word i don’t approve of and he said you told him he could use it?

tony: i did not tell him he could say it.

tony: i told him he could say it sometimes.

Tony: Peter you can’t do science in your kitchen at home and call it a lab.

Peter: >:I aw.

peter: aunt may keeps asking if she can come visit stark tower.

tony: of course. bring her tomorrow; you can give her a tour

[the next day]

peter: and this is the fucking lab, where mr. stark and i do cool fucking science

tony: 

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May: Excuse me, this is the WHAT where you WHAT?

Peter: 

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Peter: …the…fucking lab…where we do…cool…fucking…science?

May:

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Tony:

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